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RICHARD SIMMONS' TOP TEN MARDI GRAS TIPS
(As presented by Richard Simmons in New Orleans)
10. Don't wait for the oldies--just start sweatin'
9. Try a steaming bowl of Boutros Boutros-gumbo
8. If you wake up in a jail cell, call Letterman collect
7. No one wants to hear about Deal-A-Meal when they're gooned on rum
6. Load up your shorts with hundreds of live crawfish!
5. Hang with Hugh Downs--the man is an atomic party machine!
4. Look both ways before throwing up in the street
3. If at some point you find yourself standing in a wedding chapel next to
Larry King, don't say "I do"
2. Don't just drink. Drink-ercise!
1. Show some ass, honey
Letterman, Tuesday, February 28, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995